(absurdly literal translation: Swollen Virginia)
Distinctive Cuteness Features
Hypothetically Huggable: Heaviest (and fluffiest) owl in the Americas
This makes for chicks that are essentially spherical
Great Horned Owl is deeply unimpressed with surrogate sibling.
Adult owls have prominent ear tufts!
Great Horned Owl is not sure whether you’re a Jehovah’s Witness.
His right eye sees colour, his left eye sees MUSIC. (rehabbed and released following an altercation with a car)
Mother Nature’s Furby Prototype
I’m an excellent hider DON’T LOOK AT ME
European Eagle Owl walked into the Great Horned Owl bathroom by mistake. #cannotunsee