Don't hunt me, ever.
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Fox

Vulpes vulpes
(The omnivorous mammal belonging to the Canidae family so nice they named it twice)

Distinctive Cuteness Features
Head is a fuzzy triangle.
Mother foxes will often renovate disused badger lodges to rear their kits.
Fox and badger are friends.
Like puppies with a lil’ Sriracha in their veins.

Fox family

A group of foxes is called a skulk, how freaking rad is that?

Juvenile Fox

This is the Corsac Fox, I want to cast it as the snobbish but endearing socialite in an old-school animal-based Disney movie.

Don't hunt me, ever.

Don’t hunt me, ever.

You wish you could be this content.

You wish you could be this content.

*nuzzle*

*nuzzle*

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Great Horned Owl

Bubo virginianus
(absurdly literal translation: Swollen Virginia)

Distinctive Cuteness Features
Hypothetically Huggable: Heaviest (and fluffiest) owl in the Americas
This makes for chicks that are essentially spherical

Great Horned Owl is deeply unimpressed with surrogate sibling.

Great Horned Owl is deeply unimpressed with surrogate sibling.

Adult owls have prominent ear tufts!

Great Horned Owl is not sure whether you’re a Jehovah’s Witness.

His right eye sees colour, his left eye sees MUSIC

His right eye sees colour, his left eye sees MUSIC. (rehabbed and released following an altercation with a car)

Mother Nature's Furby Prototype

Mother Nature’s Furby Prototype

I'm an excellent hider DON'T LOOK AT ME

I’m an excellent hider DON’T LOOK AT ME

European Eagle Owl walked into the Great Horned Owl bathroom by mistake. #cannotunsee

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Sengi (Elephant Shrew)